[Intro]
(Bong, bong, bong, bong) We good?
(Bong, bong, bong, bong) Like a drum
(Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong) VMA’s, what the f*** is up?
(Bong, bong) We good?
(Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong) Yeah, like a drum
(Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong) Put those kids to sleep, baby
This is fire (Bong-bong-bong-bong-bong)

[Verse 1: Cardi B]
Baby, eat this *** like a plum (Plum)
This ***** tight like a nun (Nun)
Better chew it up like it's gum (Gum)
Then wipe your mouth when you done, mmm (Okay)
I'm hot like Nevada
Bottles get popped, piñata
Girl, I look like money (Like money)
You could print my face on a dollar

[Refrain: Cardi B]
Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)
Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)
Beat it up (Bong-bong-bong-bong)
Beat it up (Bong), okay

[Verse 2: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Five, four, three, two, one, lift off (Hey)
Honey, I'm home, shoes gettin' kicked off (Uh)
Every time I turn around, she get pissed off (Ah-ha)
Little dusty-ass, go get a lint brush (Woo)
You gon' settle down, you gon' live with him (What?)
I don't even wanna post a pic with him (No)
The bag he just bought me was a Goyard (Goyard)
That ain't your *****, he is both ours
Tight like a nun (Nun)
Countin' hundreds up with my thumb (Thumb)
I don't care where you from (From)
Better beat this sh** like a drum (Okurrr)
Don't be talkin' sh** like you know me (Woo)
I ride **** like a pony
Girl, that ***** look like a brokey
Go and mess with his homie, he a-
[Verse 3: Megan Thee Stallion]
My body built like a stallion
All these wannabes my lil' ponies
They be camped out in the comments
Always talkin' like they know me (Ayy)
Thick girls in the black truck, packed in
Eat whoever in my way, Ms. Pacman
Hermès, made a real big purchase
Purse so big, had to treat it like a person
I look good in real life (In real life)
Show me real love (Yeah, yeah)
I don't care about them likes ('Bout them likes)
Haters tryna say I ain't fine, oh, aight
They know I'm thick like I'm eatin' beans with the rice
Like **** over ice, got the real meat pies (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I be spillin' like my booty in these jeans when they tight (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the way they watch me, need to be monetized (Ah)
I'ma need a money bag if I sleep overnight
Wait, wait (Hold up)
Wait, wait (Hold up)
Wait
Girls pop pills, but I'm the one they can't take (Yeah)
Hot-girl shh, I'ma make somethin' shake (Brrt)
I know the stiff girls can't relate (Ah)

[Verse 4: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Shoot your shot like a free throw
Just know this ain't free, though
My BD is a-Migo
Girl, your BD is a zero
My back shots sound like bongos (Bongos)
I ain't scared to admit I'm a freak (Ah)
At least I'm gettin' my money (Yeah)
Y'all be broke, took more turns than a key hole
Keyhole, heh-ha-ha
[Added Live Interlude: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
What’s up, VMA’s? Y’all ready?
What the f***’s up?
I’ma throw it back like it’s Thursday
I got cake, I’m lit, it’s my birthday (Birthday)
Rapi-rapi-rapi-rapido
Rapi-rapi-rapi-rapido

[Verse 5: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I don't ride on my knees, girl, I ride on my toes (Uh)
Ayy, big booty, it be eatin' up the thong
Got a garage full of foreign cars that I never drove (Ayy)
Couldn't school me with a student loan
I’m so sexy, I could Met Gala in a robe (Yes)
I could body every look and I could body every pose (Yes)
Neck full of diamonds, yeah, I'm forever froze
Will Cardi ever fall off?
Guess, we'll never know, woo
Woo!

[Outro]
Hmm-hmm
Beat it up
Real hot-girl shh
La Cardi (Ah)
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!