Today I don't feel like eating anything, I just wanna lay in my bed
I ate so much the day before, my tummy's feeling really sore
So today I don't feel like eating anything

I'm gonna tape my mouth shut or duct tape my hands, go for a walk or just run 'till I can, cause I'm fed up with being a big man (yeah)

So I'm just sitting on the couch looking all fluffy, some call me biggie and some call me puffy, but one day you'll see I'm gonna be slim

Oh yes I said it, don't forget it
One day I'll be thin
So today I swear I'm not eating anything, I'm just gonna starve myself
I'm not picking up no food, tired of staring at my inner tubes

So today I swear I'm not eating anything. (nothing at all)
No food, no foooood. (nothing at all)
No food. no foooood. (nothing at all)