[Beginning]
It was a peaceful day
With not a worry in sight
But you see
Granny was up in the kitchen
Hungry but somethin' is missin'
Who done messed up, up in granny's crib?
Really now? Who put her in this position

[Verse 1]
You can find me all up in the kitchen
With a special blend I'm mixin'
I be cookin' up pies by the dozen
Everybody wanna get a taste
Until it's all up in their face
And they can hear the blueberry pie hummin'

'Cause yo, I'm settin' up traps in the backyard
Catchin' flies, gotta give the pies a little somethin'
And I put 'em in the pie filling
You can bet that I'm chilling
When that blueberry pie up in the oven

I got 45 minutes on the timer
So I'm sittin' watching television up in my recliner
After I relax I'mma head right back to the kitchen
Grab the pies and I'mma put 'em on the counter
'Cause my pie so good you should try 'em
Honestly it really ain't fair
But I opened up the oven and I almost lost it
When my blueberry pie ain't there! (AAH!)
[Hook]
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
When I'm all up in the kitchen sippin' on my tea
I be whipping deliciously pies
And I'm puttin' flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (What?!)
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (Yeah!)
Put 'em in the pie crust blueberries and fly guts
Throw it all up in the oven 45 minutes!

[Verse 2]
All that she wanted was stuffin' that stuff
With that blueberry fillin' inside it
But all of my homies were in there
So I went and devised a plan to go hide it
I flew in the kitchen, the window was open
So I just let myself inside and
Snatched the pie way out the oven and placed it somewhere
She ain't never gon' find it

'Cause she's violent, she can't hide it
My friends just almost all died and
I'm here trying to be silent
She got a baseball bat in her right fist
And she sees me, I gotta retreat
Or we ain't gonna make it outta this mess alive
But yo, first I was thinking
I might as well go and just get me a taste of that special pie!
[Hook]
Blueberry pie got flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
When I'm all up in the kitchen sippin' on my tea
I be whipping deliciously pies
And I'm puttin' flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (What?!)
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (Yeah!)
Put 'em in the pie crust blueberries and fly guts
Throw it all up in the oven 45 minutes!

[Bridge]
Then you have a
Blueberry pie
Blueberry pie
(My special recipe I bake it with some flies!)
Blueberry pie
Blueberry pie
(Yeah! You should give my blueberry fly pie a try!)

Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
(My special recipe I bake it with some flies!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
(Yeah! You should give my blueberry fly pie a try!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
(Yeah! You should give my blueberry fly pie a try!)

[Ending]
I'm choking on it 'cause it's filled with all these flies!
I'm choking on it! (He's choking!)
Choking on it! (Are you okay?!)
I'm choking on-! Call the hospital!
(Uh oh!)
(Please don't sue me!)