Yo it’s Why Don’t We on the track
We no longer wear just black
We got Daniel we got Corbyn we got Jack
We even got a Jonah and a Zach!

We on a break and we ain’t back
Boutta pull this song right out the hat
The fact that we left is kinda sad
So we’re gonna self-diss on this fire diss track


Aye it’s Daniel as in Seavey
All the others wanna be me
Cause I stay single for days
There’s old rumours that I’m gay!
But as soon as I hit some clubs
And hit up all the chicks
I made it pretty obvi that I’m not into dicks

I love my apple juice
I’ll give it to all my staff
But I’ll stab you in the neck
If you call me a giraffe!

I’m wholesome and I’m sweet
I’m like a pure baby
I don’t get the joke
If it involves making babies


My name’s Zach Herron and I came here just to say
I know we almost broke up but I’m still dating Kay!
She’s super sweet and kind so forget what I did
At least I’m not like Jack, yeah I don’t have a kid!

Don’t bring up freaky Friday
Those were dark dark days
Songs with bad words are the only type I play
I don’t like clout chasers, y’all need to go away
Feeling like everybody just wants my fame
Bite my pickle for a nickel is the name of the game
When Kay exposed me it was kind of a shame

There were rumours that I cheated but it wasn’t that deep
I stopped using socials for about a week
A while after the rumours it was caught out as a lie
I guess it’s safe to say I’m not a totally bad guy!
I just remembered this diss track was s’posed 2b funny
But now I’m realising we’re kinda assholes...
Wait why am I writing this?!
Exposing myself instead of writing a funny diss!

It’s Jack on the track and I’m gonna take it back!
Zach is now kinda in the other room crying
It really kinda sucked when I got caught out for lying...
Ruined things with Gabbie
Now my life is pretty shabby
Cause I got a kid called Lav
Got a sixteen year old pregnant!
She grows up with out a dad
Cause I’m clubbing and I’m vacant!

I’ve seen her a few times but not much since she was born
Side chick is pregnant too, I’ll name it pink I’m pretty sure!
Gabbie forced to raise a baby all alone
While I hit up all the clubs with girls tryna call my phone
I guess it’s pretty shitty but who really cares
Buy my solo music now
It’s fire bro I swear!


Ahem....

SAID I DON’T WANNA BITCH WITH A FAKE TAN
GONNA STRETCH THAT PUSSY LIKE A RUBBER BAND
MOTHA FUCKA COMIN AT ME LIKE A JUMPA VAN
LIVIN FINISH SHIT
BUT SHE FINISHED IT
WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN SUCKIN’ ON MY DICK!

Jack bro why are you-
GET OFF THE TRACK! SHOO!

Wait Corbyn just lemme fin-

Leave and take yo mix tape with you man. Just go...

Corbyn Besson over here poppin off on this track
Other guys been serving drama but I’m taking it back
I’m the angel you deserve, I ain’t done nothing bad
I’m an awesome lil’ bean who’s loyal, funny and all that
I love my girlfriend lots and I’m always staying faithful
Been together for so long, man I love her she’s so graceful
She’s one badass bitch and she makes her own money
Cause she works really hard and she’s also hella funny!

Don’t even know why I’m here
I’m above cheating and lying
I’m respectful and I’m honest but I’m still a smooth honey
Kill you guys from laughter cause all my jokes are whack
I’m smart and I got talent AND I’M TEARING UP THIS TRACK!

Y’all we’re Why Don’t We and this diss track wasn’t funny
Tried to implement some humour
Guess we really need the money
We can be awesome, kind and sweet
But we also have some drama
But y’all are also clowns
Go on looking like some llamas