Spoken:
Turn it up in the cans
Come on, fat cunt

I wish my mother would die and my father would too
I wish my brother would die and my sister too
I'm singing this song for you 'cause there's fuck all else to do

I wish that I wasn't alone, and I wish I wasn't fat
I wish that I wasn't here, and that's that
Someone call a cab 'cause I'm feeling very sad

Football meat, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face

I think football's crap, sport is shit
It's never been the way I choose to get fit
They probably things it great to be good and bad at games(?)

Football meat, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face
Football mеat, fuck face, fuck face
Football meat, fuck facе
Football meat, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face, fuck face
Football meat, fuck face
Fuck off!

Spoken:
That's all right
Shit tastic
It's shit
Shit, yeah