[Intro]
Aw, Aw, Aw, Hell nah
Y'all let a motherfuckin pimp come in this bitch?
Imma tell my story this time motherfucker
Aw, ya, Aw shit man, y'all done fucked up now
Ahem

[Hook]
Bad bitches, ugly bitches, I'll take em all
Fat bitches, skinny bitches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n***a have to slap you
Bitch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby

[Verse 1]
Fresh ass pimp, bitch, I'm stuck in my ways
Last bitch to try to change me got struck in her face
I'm a hustler by night, I'm like a father by day
Cuz all these hoes call me daddy, got ya girlfriend in my caddie, n***a
And she gon sell that pussy in my alley, n***a
I turn a ugly hoe right into Halle Berry, n***a
Pookey got pussy for sale
I got a fine, blind bitch that count money by smell
And my flow so dope I need a pot and a scale
All my ex bitches either dead or in jail
I'm a self made n***a so I talk that shit
If your bitch got legs she gon walk that strip
And if your bitch know better she gon bring my loot
If not she get smacked and sent back to you
I got a gat in my boot
She wanna work with the crew
Bitch you're fat but you're cute
You know I had to recruit

[Hook]
Bad bitches, ugly bitches, I'll take em all
Fat bitches, skinny bitches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n***a have to slap you
Bitch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby

[Verse 2]
Clean ass pimp, whatcha know bout me
Every time you kiss your girl now she charge you a fee
I'm like a big dirty dog and your bitch is a flea
I slap her with my paws bitch, get off my balls bitch
And you already know I never love a hoe
If you don't like my hoe I got another hoe
Got a skinny bitch, give you a strip show
She can hula-hoop with a Cheerio
I got all bad bitches
Dropped outta college, mad at they dad bitches
Gang banging, ratchet, been shot and stabbed bitches
Meet me on the corner and bring a lot of cash with ya
Now I'm that n***a, nah I don't have a heart bitch
My life is like a movie, let me see ya play your bitch
Standing on the corner with a hoe and sign
Saying "All bad bitches I can make you a dime"

[Hook]
Bad bitches, ugly bitches, I'll take em all
Fat bitches, skinny bitches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n***a have to slap you
Bitch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby

[Outro]
You wanna ball with a pimp, baby?
You can ball with a pimp baby
All you need is a motherfuckin heart beat and a vagina, baby
And you can ride with a n***a
I can show you where the top at
I can show you where the top at
Only pimp on the motherfuckin corner with a cane and a top hat
None of y'all motherfuckin pimps can top that
Pimp Pookey Dook!