Quit my drinkin'
Started thinkin'
Drink, think funny
How they don't go together
It's true
Whoa, honey it's true
Ya know I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do

Tried of losin'
Started boozin'
Booze, lose funny
How they do go together
It's true
Honey, it's so true
Ya know I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do

Ya know I can't do the Pony
Can't do the Jerk
Can't Watusi
Too much like work
And it's true
It's true yeah
Ya know I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do
Ya know I can't do the Pony
Can't do the Jerk
Can't Watusi
Too much like work
And it's true
Sweet, sweet mama, it's true
Ya know I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do

Says I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do
Ya know I'm in love with you, honey
Funny what-a love can do