[WILBUR]
I can talk!
I can talk!
I can actually, factually talk!

Isn't it great
That I articulate
Isn't it grand
That you can understand

I don't grunt, I don't oink
I don't even squeak or squawk
When I wanna say a something
I open up and talk
I can talk! I can talk, talk, talk
I can talk

I'm pop with perspicacity
I'm loaded with loquacity
My vocalized veracity is tops
Grammatically each pit of me is the verbalized epitome
My plethora of patter never stops

Isn't it great
That I articulate
Isn't it grand
That you can understand
I don't grunt, I don't oink
I don't even squeak or squawk
When I wanna say a something
I open up and talk
I can talk! I can talk, talk, talk
I can talk

It's wondrous and mystical
I'm hardly egotistical
Because of this linguistical aplomb
But speaking quite pragmatically
My self esteem emphatically
Dramatically improved since I was dumb

Isn't it great
That I articulate
Isn't it grand
That you can understand

I don't grunt, I don't oink
I don't even squeak or squawk
When I wanna say a something
I open up and talk
I can talk! I can talk, talk, talk
I can-
[RAM, spoken]
Why don't you keep it down?

[WILBUR]
I can talk!