[JOSÉ, spoken]
My siestas are getting shorter and shorter
Welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room
Hey Michael, mi amigo, pay attention it's showtime

[MICHAEL, spoken]
So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me
Pierre, you rascal, you, let's put on the show

[PIERRE]
Mon Ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show
*whistles*
Oh, pardon, madame, that whistle was for my good friend, Fritz
(spoken)

[FRITZ, spoken]
Ach Du Lieber, I almost fell out of mein upper perch
Glad to see you all aboard, uh, uh, uh, ashore, or verever you are
Mein goodness, thеy're all schtaring at us
We bettеr start the show rolling

[MICHAEL, spoken]
Wait, wait
We forgot to wake up the glee club

[JOSÉ, spoken]
Ole! Ole! It's showtime!
[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
All the birds sing words

[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
Welcome to our tropical hide-a-way
You lucky people you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too

[BIRDS]
Altogether
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
All the birds sing words
[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[MICHAEL, spoken]
I sing so beautiful I should sing solo

[JOSÉ, spoken]
Si, so low we can't hear you

[PIERRE, spoken]
My voice may not be so marvelous but my profile is out of this world

[FRITZ, spoken]
Jawohl, but the trouble is it's not far enough out of this world. Isn't that right, herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see Schmidt has no hair!

[JOSÉ, spoken]
Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance-

[PIERRE]
The boys in me back are called macaws

[JOSÉ]
Because of their claws?
[PIERRE]
No, because they're macaws
And my fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can

[JOSÉ]
The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here every day

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
All the birds sing words

[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[MICHAEL]
Our show be delightful. We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
All the birds sing words

[PIERRE]
And the flowers croon

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[JOSÉ]
My magnificent produc-ti-on is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit and we know you'll adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus

[BIRDS]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[MICHAEL, spoken]
A little softer

[BIRDS, singing softer]
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

[MICHAEL, spoken]
A little louder

[BIRDS, singing louder]
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room