The Sherman Brothers
The Perfect Nanny
[Little Jenny, spoken]
Wanted: A nanny for two adorable children.​
(sung)
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts

[Amy, spoken]
That's the part I put in!

[Little Jenny]
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Never smell of barley water
And love us as a son and daughter

[Amy, spoken]
I put that in too!

[Little Jenny]
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or peppеr in your tea
Hurry, Nanny
Many thanks
Sincerely

[BOTH]
Janе and Michael Banks