[Intro: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Yo it’s so moist up in this crib
I am so moist

[Verse 1: Justin Abisror]
You make me slow down like a menopause
You’re so old but you make me moist because
I’m not a dolphin but you still make my blowhole moist
You’re so good you never disappoint
You make me wet just like the ocean
Your butt’s so big it’s like an explosion
You’re so hot I want to make you my own
I want to see you at the retirement home

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Abisror]
Your wrinkles make me tinkle
Hey! You single? Cause I’m ready to mingle
You’re so fun you feel like a toy store
You make me moister than an oyster

[Chorus: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!

[Verse 2: Banana Berrie]
When I’m moist I go to the Krusty Krab
Mmm the juicy krabby patty
You’re such a fatty
You’re so old I should call you daddy
You make me slide into the DMs
When we have fun you can bring all your old friends
We can all play some of your games
And after that I’ll never be the same

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Abisror]
Your wrinkles make me tinkle
Hey! You single? Cause I’m ready to mingle
You’re so fun you feel like a toy store
You make me moister than an oyster

[Chorus: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!

[Bridge: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Do you hear that?
Oh my god what is that?
Oh no it’s the moist monster!
What’s the moist monster?
You don’t know what the moist monster is?
It will drown you, then dry you up like you’re 69 again
Yo Justin how do we fix this?
Maybe if we scream moist it will go away
Sounds sick man

[Chorus: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!

[Outro: Justin Abisror & Banana Berrie]
Yeah we did it!
A roast for our old haters
You can go back to church now