[Verse 1]
Ok I know I should have never really trusted you
I should just go on and write you a bad review
You made my noodles dry when you know I like them wet
And now you do this? Oh you will soon regret
No, I don’t want knives, no I don’t want forks
If I eat with those I’m gonna end up as a corpse
No, I don’t want napkins, I want you to get cracking
You’re making me sick, just give me my chopsticks

[Pre-Chorus]
You think you can give me food and forget about my chopsticks
Then you better get ready before I give a dropkick
It’s about to get violent like we were at a moshpit
Are you Britney Spears, cause you are acting toxic

[Chorus]
Oh snap, you forgot about me?
Oh snap, I need to pay the fee?
Oh snap, you think that I’ll agree?
I’m gonna chop you like some chopsticks, that’s a guarantee

[Verse 2]
I don’t think you know who you’re messing with
I can rap in harmony just like the fifth
And I’ll make your girl stay with me like Sam Smith
And I’m gonna make you faint with my noodle breath
I’ve got that swag money so I got that wealth
Ima sneak around cause you know I’ve got that stealth
Oh, you’ve fallen and you want me to help?
Ha, look at your review on Yelp
Hope you know I like to live on the edge
So I know how to get revenge
Like the fish, you’ll be under the sea
I don’t use the wrist strap when I play on the Wii
So when I throw the remote you will go splat
You’ve got bad service and you’re calling me a brat?
Been waiting 40 minutes, where my chopsticks at?
I’m gonna snap you in half like you’re a Kit Kat

[Pre-Chorus]
You think you can give me food and forget about my chopsticks
Then you better get ready before I give a dropkick
It’s about to get violent like we were at a moshpit
Are you Britney Spears? Cause you are acting toxic

[Chorus]
Oh snap, you forgot about me?
Oh snap, I need to pay the fee?
Oh snap, you think I’ll agree?
I’m gonna chop you like some chopsticks, that’s a guarantee

[Bridge]
Oh snap, you forgot about me?
Oh snap, I need to pay the fee?
Oh snap, you think I’ll agree?
I’m gonna chop you like some chopsticks, that’s a guarantee

[Pre-Chorus]
You think you can give me food and forget about my chopsticks
Then you better get ready before I give a drop kick
It’s about to get violent like we were at a moshpit
Are you Britney Spears? Cause you are acting toxic

[Chorus]
Oh snap, you forgot about me?
Oh snap, I need to pay the fee?
Oh snap, you think I’ll agree?
I’m gonna chop you like some chopsticks, that’s a guarantee