[Intro]
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

[Verse 1]
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Post-Chorus]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Verse 2]
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (Hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

[Pre-Chorus]
But oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh
Woah-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Post-Chorus]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Bridge]
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' (Mah)
Just like a chick in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Outro]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)Episode Version[Chorus: Eric]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got to love nobody
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got to love nobody

[Post-Chorus: Eric, Stan]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Mum-mum-mum-mah
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Guys)
Mum-mum-mum-mah (Guys)

[Dialogue: Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny]
Look, I really think it's time for us to do something. This is all getting way out of hand.
What do you mean? This song is sweet
No, not the song. I'm talking about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins.
Dude, they've been doing that for a long time.
So? Dude, don't you guys care? We have to do something!
What are we gonna do, Stan? It's, it's not like we can change the way an entire country thinks. I don't like it, but it's just the way they are.
It seems like everyone has an attitude of "that's just the way they are" or "that's just the way it is"! Nobody likes it, but everybody's too busy to do anything about it!
I'm not too busy, Stan.
You're not?
No, I just don't care. At all.
Yeah, me neither
Kenny? You don't care about whales and dolphins being slaughtered?
*Picks up mic* Stan, me and Kenny don't give two shits about stupid-ass whaaales!
You know, when all the whales and dolphins in the world are gone, people are gonna wish that at some point they had taken a little time to care just a little goddamn bit!

[Verse 2: Eric]
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (Hey)
I don't give a crap 'bout whales so go and hug a tree!