I wish that I was a simple man
I'd go to work and do my time (do my time, and do it well)
And then I'd go home where it's warm with my lady to cuddle up
(cuddle up, cuddle up)
I wish the world was mine
Oh, lady, please, if I give you my heart, will you fumble up (fumble up, fumble up)
Can I be your man, and you'll be mine
And can we watch some Scrubs and The Office
And [?] your mama and [?] with the cosmos, if no;
Then I swear that I'm sorry, love
But I can't be your supaman