[Verse 1: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Once again, I'm in a very tricky spot
I'm gonna win the Emmy like Mr. Robot
And I can go for days and days
But, yo, I'm lost with plenty to eat in this corn maze
Oh, yeah, I'm goin' above and beyond
I'm Sirius Black, I got my magic wand
And oh, yeah, there's nothing you can do to harm us
Avada Kedavra, and yo, Expelliarmus

[Verse 2: Black Thought]
Uh, ayo, you know I'm rockin', homie
Pesado, I get avocado, call me guacamole
Yeah, say I'm not live like Saturday Night
And I'll be reading y'all your Lin-Manuel Miranda Rights
Huh? I'm number one when it come to that
Set 'em up, chop 'em down like a lumberjack
Hol' up, I've achieved all my future goals
Slam the ball down and dance, I'm on the Super Bowl

[Verse 3: Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Oh, man, this is such a rollercoaster
I'm just tryna pop right out of your toaster
Oh, yeah, that's my greatest desire
Because, you know, the strawberry ones set your crap on fire
Yes, I know that rap was tragic
But I'm a unicorn brony and friendship is magic
So, um, I got an erection today
I can't wait to choose my choice on Election Day
(I'm with her)