You, you said you wanna have fun
But you're acting like a chick
You've only had a sip
And you're already drunk
I just wanna raise some hell
But it's the same old shit
You got your panties in a twist
And it makes me wanna yell

I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
Tell me what you think this is
I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
So why're you acting like a bitch
You're such a bitch
Don't be a bitch
My little bitch
I'm such a dick

Hey, I'm about to curl your hair
And put your lipstick on
Is that what you want
'Cause I really don't care
Can't keep up with me 'cause I take things too far
I sneak into clubs and jump up on the bar
Do shots and get drunk and I pass out in cars
You knew that right from the start
I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
Tell me what you think this is
I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
So why're you acting like a bitch
You're such a bitch
Don't be a bitch
My little bitch
I'm such a dick

I got a pocket full of sand
I got arrested by the man
He said no sexin' on the beach
I said I'm only seventeen
I got a pocket full of sand
I got arrested by the man
He said no sexin' on the beach
I said I'm only seventeen
Seventeen

I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
Tell me what you think this is
I don't want a girlfriend
I don't need a girlfriend
So why're you acting like a bitch
You're such a bitch
Don't be a bitch
My little bitch
I'm such a dick