[Verse 1]
Got a gun loaded and he don't even know it
But I’m 'bout to sell him out
Shootin' hot pink signs on the poles and the powerlines
Coverin’ every single inch of this town

[Pre-Chorus]
Then I'll
Go back, relax, lawn chair, feet up
Yeah I got
Price tags, trash bags full of his stuff

[Chorus]
I'm having a yard sale
Everything must go
I'll give you a good deal
On a rack of his clothes
If it's got a sticker on it
It's as good as gone
Call it "heartbreak retail"
I'm having a yard sale

[Verse 2]
I'll bet a sixty-inch screen’s gonna look pretty sweet
On the wall of my neighbor’s house
Wait till someone gets their hands
On those new Ray Bans
He bought down in Chinatown
[Pre-Chorus]
I hope next time he lies
He thinks twice
'Cause cheatin’ comes with a high price

[Chorus]
I'm having a yard sale
Everything must go
I'll give you a good deal
On a '67 Epiphone
If it’s got a sticker on it
It's as good as gone
Call it "heartbreak retail"
I'm having a yard sale
Ohh-oh-oh-oh
I'm having a yard sale
Mhmm

[Bridge]
Make me an offer, I'll be here all day
After thirty minutes everything is free
I got a leather couch, fishing pole, beer mug, cell phone
Old records, iPad, power drill, so sad
A Harley, Frye boots, bet he'll boo hoo

[Chorus]
I'm having a yard sale
Everything must go
I'll give you a good deal
On a rack of his clothes
If it's got a sticker on it
It's as good as gone
Call it "heartbreak retail"
I'm having a yard sale (Good deal, good deal)
I'm having a yard sale
Ohh
I'm having a yard sale