Yo it has to be so sad to be
Living the life of Joe Matarese
With no income, no salary
Doing free shows at the Applebee’s
You keep making jokes about Adderall
And see the crowd not laugh at all
They came to eat and watch basketball
Not to listen to this wack fag hack ass talk
And ya kids ashamed of they father’s name
You the halftime show at they soccer game
Doing stand up comedy for pocket change
Just give up the dream Joe stop the pain
For 30 years you doing open mics
And dumb podcast nobody likes
While ya spouse make money you a trophy wife
Don’t know what’s worse, you or Opie’s life
Yea who am I’m kidding, it’s Opie’s life
Bam Margera fucked Opie’s wife
Yea Bam Margera fucked Opie’s wife
Yea Bam Margera fucked Opie’s wife