[Verse 1]
I am the beast that cuts the meat
Now that they're dead, you can sink in your teeth!
I am the beast that grows the wheat
I make bread, to eat it with meat!
I am the beast that makes the fleece
Keeps you warm, keeps out fleas!
I am the beast that handles deeds
Yeah...

[Verse 2]
I am the beast that keeps things clean
Give it a shine, give it a sheen!
I am the beast that keeps the beat
Shake those hips, let me see!
I am the beast that keeps the peace
Get out of line, and you'll get some of these!
I am the beast that likes to preach
Don't face your problems, resort to belief!

[Verse 3]
I am the beast that chops down trees
They're put here for us, so we can do as we please!
I am the beast that sails the seas
I find new worlds, to claim for the beasts!
I am the beast that must compete
It's so much fun to put a thing in a thing...
I am the beast that makes decrees
As long as I smile, I can treat them like sheep!
[Verse 4]
I am the beast that loves to teach
Work on your minds, or you'll work on the streets!
I am the beast that's on TV
I make you think that you need to be me!
I am the beast with your deceased
I make 'em look nice, before they go underneath!
I am the beast that sports the teat
I nurse the young so we have more beasts