[Verse 1]
Let me tell you 'bout my friend Sam
You've never seen someone like that man
He got sweaty palms, curly hair
Afraid of escalators so he gotta take the stairs
Wearing laced up running shoes on his feet
And when he's on the street
He tries to talk to every girl he meets
But every single one doesn't think he's sweet like

[Chorus]
"Who would give him a kiss?" is what they all say
Not a single girl ever gives, him the time of day
Could you be so kind and help me find someone?
Someone for Sam

[Post-Chorus]
Someone for Sam
Someone for Sam

[Verse 2]
I'm not sure if he's ever had a girl
There's gotta be one in this world
He could love her with his big, big heart
Man he's such a nice guy and that's a start, right?
Any girls here tonight that wanna be with a
One of a kind man that can make life brighter
Like a big blue gas station lighter
Socially awkward but yes, he's a fighter

[Chorus]
"Who would give him a kiss?" is what they all say
Not a single girl ever gives, him the time of day
Could you be so kind and help me find someone?
Someone for Sam

[Post-Chorus]
Someone for Sam
Someone for Sam

[Bridge]
I heard there's a fish in the sea for everyone (everyone)
Just swimming around feeling sad and blue (sad and blue)
But if those fish only knew
Sam feels lonely too

[Chorus]
"Who would give him a kiss?" is what they all say
Not a single girl ever gives, him the time of day
Could you be so kind and help me find someone?
Someone for Sam

[Post-Chorus]
Someone for Sam
Someone for Sam
Someone for Sam (for Sam, for Sam)
Someone for Sam (for Sam, for Sam)
Someone for Sam (for Sam, for Sam)
Someone for Sam (someone for Sam)
Someone for Sam (for Sam, for Sam)
Someone for Sam