[Chorus: Evan Blum]
Did I ask your opinion?
'Cause I really don't care
Do I have your attention?
Gotta bank this stare
Everything you're seeing
Goes in the upper air
You can tell your advice to
Someone who cares

[Verse 1: Evan Blum]
Hey, Evan, that's a pretty good song
But I think you're singing it a little bit wrong
No, I don't know what I'm talking about
Let me be a nice guy, just help you out
You put that note there, and this note here
You could win a Grammy just under one year
Don't forget to put my name all up in the credits
Where would you be without all my edits?

[Chorus: Evan Blum]
Did I ask your opinion?
'Cause I really don't care
Do I have your attention?
Gotta bank this stare
Everything you're seeing
Goes in the upper air
You can tell your advice to
Someone who cares

[Verse 2: Bugsy]
Hey, Evan, man, you're looking real cool
But don't you wanna dress like a rockstar dude?
And I'm digging that dope hairdo
Maybe you should get a little haircut too
You know, more like that Hollywood type
With the top real long and the sides real tight
Like that guy in that one pop band
I think that look can really fit your brand

[Chorus: Evan Blum]
Did I ask your opinion?
'Cause I really don't care
Do I have your attention?
Gotta bank this stare
Everything you're seeing
Goes in the upper air
You can tell your advice to
Someone who cares

[Bridge: Evan Blum]
Are you a rockstar? Didn't think so
Have you ever had a hit before? Didn't think so
Ever wrote a song? Didn't think so
It seems like you know a lot less than you think you do
So, what's your real job? Oh, you're a mailman?
But you're a big fan of hip-hop and pearl jam?
And all the sudden, you know everything there is to know
It seems to me that you're talking out your a--hole

[Outro: Evan Blum]
Did I ask your opinion?