[Verse 1, Rick Sanchez]
Okay, Morty geez.
I see what's happening here.
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange Morty.
You don't even know how you feel... You're an idiot.
Well its nice to see that morties never change.
Open your eyes, let's get swifty. I don't speak moron, ya gotta forgive me.
I know its a lot but don't get mad, When you're staring at a scientist!

[Chorus, Rick Sanchez]
So what can I say except you're welcome!
For the science and the sauce.
Hey its okay its okay you're welcome!
It's basically because, well, I'm a boss!

[Verse 2, Rick Sanchez]
Hey, who made you shove some seeds up your butt!

[Interjection, Morty Smith]
You're making sound like a good thing

[Verse 2 continued, Rick Sanchez]
Okay, just shut up Morty, and let me finish.
When the world got cronenberged Also I say a lot of cool stuff, like grass tastes bad and don't put a coconut in a microwave!
It has disastrous consequences Morty!
You just gotta trust me on this one!
Hey-ey-ey! Well, let me say you're welcome!
For turning you into a car!
Hey it's okay, Morty, it's ok! You're welcome!
Remember when i helped you save that fart!
You're welcome, you're welcome!

[Interjection, Morty Smith]
Rick, I don't understand