Kevin Temmer
Banana Rap
[Intro:]
If people are tellin' you
What you can or can't do
Because of who you are
Or where you come from
Then this song is for you

[Verse 1:]
Yo! I wanna go for a walk outside
But I can't; I'm a banana
I wanna take my Harley out for a ride
Just one problem; I'm a banana
I wanna throw a party with all my friends
I don't have friends; I'm a banana
I wanna call my mom and make amends
My mom's a plant. I'm a f@#*ing banana!

[Chorus:]
I wanna go out and see the world
But I'm a banana, just a banana
Maybe fall in love with a beautiful girl
Nah, I'm a banana, just a banana

[Verse 2:]
I wanna go skiing in December
But wait, remember?
I'm a banana (Idiot)
If a girl ever calls me attractive
Don't defend her
I'm a banana (That's really weird)
Strawberries, cranberries, and plantains
Watermelon, grapefruit, feel my pain
We wanna make something of ourselves
But here we are just sitting on the shelves
[Chorus:]
I wanna win the Nobel prize
But I'm a banana, just a banana
Order a burger with extra fries
But I'm a banana, just a banana

[Bridge:]
Yo! Now all that I can really do is freestyle. Meanwhile
All these other fruits callin' me senile. Me? I'll
Show 'em my potassium, and get off of my ass, they'll see
Aisle C is really just a starting point for me (Vitamin C!)
I'll be the one that all the people find appealing
Hun, my banana puns are crashing through the ceiling
Peel away my skin and you will see it's been concealing
A hot banana bod that I'm now revealing

[Chorus:]
I wanna go out and see the world
But I'm a banana, just a banana
Maybe fall in love with a beautiful girl
But I'm a banana, just a banana

[Verse 3:]
Skydiving? Banana!
Car driving? Banana!
Gift wrapping? Banana!
Butt slapping? Banana!
[Outro:]
I wanna do oh so many things
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
Just a banana
Just a ba- just a ba-
Just a- just a- just a banana