[Verse 1]
The other day I tore open a bird
'Cause I wondered what made it cheep
Does that make me a creep?
(Yeah, and a bird murderer)

[Refrain]
Well, then I guess I'm just a
Quirky bird murderer, quirky bird murderer
A quirky bird murderer, quirky bird murderer
A quirky, quirky, quirky, quirky
Quir- Woo hoo hoo

[Verse 2]
I'm just the quirky bird murderer who lives next door
I wonder what this magical day has in store for me
(Hopefully not any more bird murdering?)
Well, just wait and see (I... I don't like those odds)

[Verse 3]
I'm just a quirky bird murderer, as cute as can bе
I guess I'm just different, I'm so random, tee hee hee
(Yеah, because you murder birds)
(The end of times is upon us, and you, my child, will be a catalyst)

[Outro]
I'm just a quirky bird murderer, quirky bird murderer
A grocery clerky, turkey jerky
Captain Kirky, quite beserky
Kind of murky, anthem Fergie
Quirky birdy murderer
Yeah, yeah, yeah