[Verse 1]
I've had a dream for quite some time
I've been thinking about it from dawn to dusk
And I'm not really sure if it's a crime
I wanna blow up Mars to mess with Elon Musk
(One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 2]
Is admitting it out loud something regrettable?
Will the FBI come to my house for something so hypothetical?
I don't want anyone to get hurt
I just think it would be really funny
Hope he won't hire some guy to come down and hunt me

[Bridge]
Spend my life going after foolish dreams
Like messing with a billionaire's self-esteem
As of now, I haven't had the best luck
Studied up on intergalactic law
My plan is almost perfect, just one tragic flaw:
I can't afford a self-destructing Tesla!

After years of screaming into the void
I just want to make that man ever-so-slightly annoyed!

Na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na!
Na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na!
[Chorus]
I don't want anyone to get hurt
I just think it would be really funny
Hope he won't hire some guy--
Though you know he's gonna try--
Hope he won't hire some guy to come down and hunt me!
Don't hunt me, Elon!

(E-lon, E-lon, E-lon Musk!)