[Verse 1]
Everything is terrible, it isn't okay
It really super sucks in every single sort of way
But I dream about a day when everything is not terrible
Oh, oh, oh, oh-weo!

[Verse 2]
Everything is terrible, it's really so bad
I wish that being terrible was just some stupid fad
But it would be oh so rad if everything was not terrible
Oh, oh, oh, oh-weo!

[Verse 3]
Everything is terrible, just simply unbearable
Everything is terrible
(Uhh- ah- eh- hoo!)

[Verse 4]
Everything is terrible, a shirt that is unwearable
Everything is terrible
(La, la, la, la!)

[Refrain]
I believe I'm losing my mind, but I'm fine
(I am absolutely fine...)
[Outro]
Everything is terrible
(Everything is terrible)
Everything is terrible
(Everything is terrible)
Everything is terrible
(Everything is terrible)
Everything, everything sucks!...