[Intro]
Why do we have to fight right now?
Like, from a storytelling perspective

[Verse 1]
I never missed being one protagonist
You gave me so much character growth
Which is what the writers wished

[Verse 2]
I feel the same
Since the day I learned your name
I arced so hard 'cause you changed my heart
And I... Well, you get the gist (I sure do buddy)

[Chorus]
But apparently more conflict
Is what the scene's demanding
And alas we're at our third act misunderstanding
But why?! Three seconds ago we were fine
And now I gotta argue with you
So we can separate for one scene
But then we're gonna rendezvous
To move the plot forward on cue
Why say no to a trope that is so tried and true?
With you, with you
[Outro]
I'll see you in the next scene...