[Verse 1: Right and Left]
I'm looking through a window
So much beauty to explore
I can't believe I paid
Fifty dollars for this tour

[Verse 2]
But I can see a bird fly
Without a care at all
Oh, you mean the bird that just took a crap
It's running down the wall

[Chorus: Right and Left}
Life is all just your point of view
That's easy for you to say
When it's not filled with poo
Sometimes life sucks, but what can you do?
Maybe you can switch seats with me-
NO!