I've had a dream for quite some time
I've been thinking about it from dawn to dusk
And I'm not really sure if it's a crime
I wanna blow up mars to mess with Elon Musk

Is admitting it out loud something regrettable?
Will the FBI come to my house
For something so hypothetical?
I don't want anyone to get hurt
I just think it would be really funny
Hope he won't hire some guy
To come down and hunt me

Spent my life going after foolish dreams
Like messing with a billionaire's self-esteem
But as of now, I haven't had the best luck

Studied upon intergalactic law
My plan is almost perfect; just one tragic flaw
I can't afford a self-destructing Tesla

After years of screaming into the void
I just wanna make that man
Ever so slightly annoyed!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
I don't want anyone to get hurt
I just think it would be really funny
Hope he won't hire some guy
Though you know he's gonna try
Hope he won't hire some guy
To come down and hunt me
Don't hunt me, Elon

Elon, Elon, Elon
Ahhhhhhhhh