[Verse 1]
I'm a firework
And I'm driving the canines berserk
And I'm pretty much a pyro jerk
'Cause my poots are made of sodium nitrate and sodium carbonate

[Verse 2]
Yeah, yeah, can't you see the people lining up?
Lining up to see the pretty colors come out my butt

[Verse 3]
People like when I go pow, wow, bada-bada-boom-bang
Pollution spikes, but watch me now-ow, I'm gonna do a new thing!