[Verse 1]
My bucket list wasn't very long
But, hey, you can't go wrong
When you have just one goal (And now I did it)

[Chorus]
I met Weird Al, and my heart and soul are screaming
I met Weird Al, now my life has no meaning
I met Weird Al, now I'm gonna sit around and just wait 'til I die (Hey, hey)
I met Weird Al, and you can't deny I peaked here
I met Weird Al, so don't cry if I just disappear
I met Weird Al, and we're now the best of pals
And we travel through time

[Verse 2]
Weird Al is my very best pal
I have proof, for he gave me the deed to his house
And he tucks me in at night singing "Amish Paradise"
And he loves me, so this is not unhealthy

[Chorus]
I met Weird Al, and my heart and soul are screaming
I met Weird Al, now my life has no meaning
I met Weird Al, now I'm gonna sit around and just wait 'til I die (Hey, hey)
I met Weird Al, and you can't deny I peaked here
I met Weird Al, so don't cry if I just disappear
I met Weird Al, and we're now the best of pals
And we travel through time