Guess I'll call you Rip Torn
The way you got tore up
Passed out in your Lucky Charms
Lucky doesn't mean much

You need to drink some water
It'll kill the need to puke
You need to learn
How to behave in groups

You said, "There's men and then there's movies
Then there's men and 'Men in Black'"
You said, "There's milkshakes and there's smoothies"
You always lose me when you talk like that

If you tap on the glass
The sharks might look at you
Damned if they don't
And you're damned if they do