[Verse 1]
Amanda ripped the screen door off the house
She was screaming something at her boyfriend we could not make out
I walked a quarter mile to get the mail
Fifty yellow birds fly from the field into the air

[Chorus]
Gary's parking right outside the house
He is yelling something so we will come out
He is halfway out the window and he's taking out his teeth
He smokes a cigarette, a sigh comes from from the oxygen tank

[Verse 2]
Hit the hitter with the first pitch
Team ran out from the dugout to throw fists