[Verse 1]
You know I'm no hard-ass
And you know I couldn't be less
But what did I tell you
About wearin' that dumb hat
You know the one I'm talkin' about

[Verse 2]
On the sidewalk
By the butcher shop
Where we bought our expensive meat
That we had planned to eat

[Verse 3]
On the sidewalk
By the butcher shop
You screamed
And I tripped
You screamed and I tripped

[Outro]
Mm, honey
It tastes just like it costs
Mm, honey
It tastes just like it costs
Mm, honey
It tastes just like it costs
Mm, honey
It tastes just like it costs
It tastes just like it costs
Mm, honey
It tastes just like it costs
It tastes just like it costs
It tastes just like it costs
It tastes just like it costs
It tastes just like it costs