MJ Lenderman
Gentleman’s Jack
(One, two, three)
Course I know, we are
So small
I put it in perspective, still I can't help believe
That someday I’ll have it all
Jack Nicholson's courtside seat
Purple foam imprinted with celebrity asscheek
And if the Laker's get beat
Well it won’t mean much to me
Course I know, we are
In charge
Eight billion little bosses doin'
Eight billion little jobs
Still I find myself stressin'
LIke I'm tied to a track
So I bought myself a hammock
To try to relax
And I found
Two trees
With the nerve enough to hold me
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