My daddy saw Dan Marino
At a Harris Teeter
In South Carolina
By the shore

He hustled his balls
And looked at a cereal box
He did not see his face
Brady’s has replaced
Tom Brady’s has replaced

But I think big Dan will be alright
For he’s a hall of famer
The next day we saw dolphins
From a friend of ours boat
From a friend of ours boat
We saw dolphins
From our friends boat