[Verse 1]
Used to believe
I wanted to be
A catholic priest
I would never have to worry
About the girls tryin' to break my heart

[Chorus]
All expenses paid
Yeah I'd have it made
The house would come furnished
Yeah I'd have it made

[Verse 2]
Been livin' like
Every time I black out night
It's a soccer time-out
Lost minutes added to the end of my life

[Chorus]
I wish I remembered
What I said
I woke up embarrassеd
With a pain in my head
I wish I remembеred
Hurtin' your feelings
I woke up embarrassed
Took out the trash
I woke up embarrassed
And I tried to make you laugh
[Instrumental]