[Verse 1]
Walk through crate & barrel, flatware presentation
They didn’t aim for me in market segmentation
I feel like Piper Chapman, pre-incarceration
Eternally patient, and answering when the phone rang
Ooh, the phone rang

[Chorus]
And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang

[Verse 2]
I've got a cute apartment
And my life is an advertisement
I identify wine subtypes by taste
Look in J. Crew and see my boyfriend’s face
Yeah it graced, ooh, the third page

[Chorus]
And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang
And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang
The Big Bang