[Verse 1]
It’s Christmas Eve again
Well I lied, it’s just the tenth
Of the month, let’s burn December down

But in a festive way
We’ll do it with some Christmas lights
Before the holiday

[Chorus 1]
I’ve got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
I saw the yule log on TV
That’s what I want Christmastime to be

[Verse 2]
It’s Christmas day again
Well I lied, it’s the eleventh
Of the month, let’s burn December down

Not in an evil way
Just like a cute seasonal villain
Animated out of clay

[Chorus 2]
I’ve got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
Santa Claus, my dear
Breed yourself some fireproof reindeer
[Bridge]
All I want for Christmas isn’t Jesus
Yeah the kind of son I want
Ain’t the son of god, it’s just god damned arson

The world is up in flames
It’s so festive, red’s a Christmas color anyway

[Chorus]
I’ve got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
I saw the yule log on TV
That’s what I want Christmastime to be