Going to the club, looking very sweet
On the prowl tonight for a buttery treat
I will tell her 'bout my riches and my job
She will be impressed and be about my knob

Hey, it's me, sayin' the coolest shit you ever heard
I like jet air planes, I been all over the world
See this wad? It contains mass dollars
You see this shirt? It contains a popped collar

Girls will recognize we are socially able
And then we will invite them to sit at the table
We will laugh and engage in mild high jinx
The girls will be amazed by the action and the drinks

(models and bottles) I think it's about time
(models and bottles) that I got mine
(models and bottles) I hope you'll agree
(models and bottles) that's the way it should be

Over here, hey, it's me
Are you prepared for some prime douche baggery?
I'm a big deal and yeah I know it
But that's cool, because I own it

We will be funny and tell great lies
We'll touch them subtly on the face and the thighs
Two bottles of Kettle and one champaign
Cause bein' cool is the name of the game
(models and bottles) I think it's about time
(models and bottles) that I got mine
(models and bottles) I hope you'll agree
(models and bottles) that's the way it should be

Let me be clear tonight
That I enjoy the finer things in life

Oh you got a Bentley?
I just bought a Rolls'
Yeah, oh you got a Ferarri?
I just got a boat
You got one too?
Yeah but I got a real one
Don't you know I'm in AI startups son?
You got an island?
Yeah, I just bought three
Two for the weekend, one just for me
Plus I look better in just a cotton T

(models and bottles) I think it's about time
(models and bottles) that I got mine
(models and bottles) I hope you'll agree
(models and bottles) that's the way it should be

(models and bottles) livin' that suite life
(models and bottles) droppin' that sweet dime
(models and bottles) and who knew?
(models and bottles) that's the thing to do