From the swamps, from the swamps you arise
You have come here to criticize
All of us, while you glamorize
How you been, how you be livin' that sweet life
… and renting cars from Enterprise

Now I see what you be
According to me, well...

You're a butthead maven
Just a butthead maven

You think that you're great, but I don't think your first rate
And I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your butt!

I don't mean to dramaticize
But I need you to realize
How you're always sayin' bs and lies
Hangin' out with some stupid guys
… eatin' fries at a franchise

Now I see what you be
According to me, well, it seems...

You're a butthead maven
Just a butthead maven
You think that you're cool, but I know you're a fool
And I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your butt!

You're a butthead maven
Just a butthead maven

You think that you're great, ah but I do not think you're first rate
And I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your, I will kick your butt!