Holy shit, never seen anything like this before
And it looks like they come from the North
Holy fuck, be they demons?
Crashing upon our shores

Dang, what do we do?
Looks like they're gonna run us through...

Ancient Vikings, badass brawlers
Fighting big league for entrance to Valhalla
Kickin' ass and so the story goes
Disposing of adversarial foes

Hell from the North has now come forth...

Odin thoust beard so long
Odin thoust sorcery strong
Honor thy decree
Friend to the Valkyrie

Takin' zero shit from times of old
Wisdom sharp and hammer bold
With valor we shall fight and die
On we march through the winter sky

Hell from the North has now come forth...
Odin thoust beard so long
Odin thoust sorcery strong
Honor thy decree
Friend to the Valkyrie

Oh shit... no time to prepare
Fuck... looks like they're here

Hordes of ships as thick as flies
Descend upon your shores, they yell "surprise!"
Grabbing up all your jewels and pearls
Swiping all of your hottest girls

Odin thoust hammer strong
Odin thoust cock so long
Honor thy decree
Friend to the Valkyrie