The man he lives in a castle
He wearin' shirts with tassels
He ain't puttin' up with your hassle

He likes the chicks with lace
He'll chew upon your face
And disappear with no trace

He wears awesome dinner jackets
He runnin' multiple rackets
Cause he been alive so many years

Oh and Vampyre can fly
Can see through all of your lies
Introduce you to your greatest fears

Thousand years or more since Vampyre was born
Your family will mourn if you incur his scorn
Teeth as sharp as razors, do yourself a favor
Always be polite and lock your doors at night

He can regenerate, he ain't takin' the bate
And as you know he ain't afraid of guns
His intentions are pure, his tuxedo couture
And as you recognize, he only fears the sun
Thousand years or more since Vampyre was born
Your family will mourn if you incur his scorn
Teeth as sharp as razors, do yourself a favor
Always be polite and lock your doors at night

Vampyre will suck you dry if you don't comply
Fly you up to the highest ledge and drop you from up high
He'll quickly steal your girl with mad seduction
Keep your cool or meet your destruction
Vampyre play the violin and he often seen with a bloody chin
Ancestry from east of Berlin and he drinks the stuff
Beneath your skin

The man's as quick as a cat
Look he's changed into a bat
Don't eat no food so he's never fat

Thousand years or more since Vampyre was born
Your family will mourn if you incur his scorn
Teeth as sharp as razors, do yourself a favor
Always be polite and lock your doors at night