2 Chicks, 2 Chicks...
1 Dick...

There are many wonders in this life
But there is one thing I can't find
Something special, something kind
Something that's been on my mind

2 hot chicks upon my penis
At the same time
2 hot chicks doin' their business
Right at the same time

Life presents me with many options
But none of them sublime
But when I see 2 hot chicks
I wonder what it'd be like to have 'em
At the same time

2 hot chicks upon my penis
At the same time
2 hot chicks perfoming their business
Right at the same time

This whole thing is just a poor substitute
For a longing that is critical, urgent and acute
This is desire that I simply can't transmute
And would easily be solved by 2 prostitutes in swim suits
This whole society is simply a charade
To restrict a simple pleasure that society forbade
To keep us all delayed and on a meaningless crusade
Destined to forgo 2 chicks upon our blade
2 hot chicks directly on my penis
Right at the same time
2 hot chicks doing the business
Talkin' 'bout at the same time
Yeah!