Scoot if you can
You don't need to walk if you take a stand
Scoot is the plan
Here is the place and you are the man
Scoot for awhile
Sit upon the seat grab the handle bars
Scoot down the aisle
You can remain seated wherever you are

Indoor scooter man, I'm on the run
Look at me come, having' the fun, yes!
Indoor scooter man, under the gun
Havin' the fun, look at me run, yes!

Scoot if you need
Don't be ashamed to plant your seat
Browsin' in style, pursuing the aisles for miles and miles
Some may complain that you are sooting in their way
But don't be afraid to pick up the pace and stay in your lane!

Indoor scooter man, under the gun
Look at me run, look at me come, yes!
Indoor scooter man, look at me come
Havin' the fun, grabbin' the buns, yes!
Indoor scooter man, having the time
Comin' alive, makin' it rhyme, yes!
In store scooter man I'm on the run
Grabbing the buns, well now you look at me come, yes!
Why don't you tell 'em what you intend to do?
Why don't you tell 'em that you are comin' through!

Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot!

(solo)

In store scooter man, holy crap!
In the store takin' a nap, oh snap, yes!
Indoor scooter man havin' the time
Enjoyin' a slice and takin' the ride, yes!
Indoor scooter man I'm on the run
Well look at me come 'cause I'm under the gun
In store scooter man takin' the time
To have the time of my life
Enjoyin' the ride, yeah!