U: Wishing that we could be heroes someday soon!
(M, So, Sa: Heroes someday soon!)
U: Even though I know it's impossible, still! I'll start my big story!
So: Coming together in a fearsome group of four!
(M, U, Sa: Fearsome group of four!)
So: Doing anything, everything, playing, praying, nothing, bluffing, meditating, waiting, everywhere and anywhere, leech off of each other
All: Chi~in!

Sa: Harvesting good ol' wolf's bane straight from the get go!
(M, So, U: Straight from the get go!) Sa: We'll speed straight into the goal, in nearly no time!
M: Him, him, and him too, they're a kinda stupid bunch!
(So, Sa, U: Kinda stupid bunch!)
M: It's probably his fault, or his, or his, or we'll keep pointing blame until the night comes!

U: Do we have the special move that can one-strike an enemy dead? (Nope!)
Sa: What about an escape item for a dungeon filled with dread? (Nope!)
So: What about that game guide that I think I left in the trash?
(Huh?!)

M: TWO OF US ALREADY DIED, SAVE DATA'S SACRIFICED, WE CAN'T GO BACK, WE'RE DO-DO-DO-DO-DONE!!
So: Side-scrollers cost all of our agility! No need for healers, right? No hope for these four guys!
Sa: Eggplants and tomatoes all lined up in a row, being grabbed bye the same weak character!
(So: WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS?!)

[Chorus]
All: Hey, hey! No way, no way! I'll just dive headfirst in! Never seeing what's beyond the first spawned village stage!
(Yes yes!)
One times by four is worth less than zero!
We've tried for a whole entire age!
(U: STOP OVER-EXAGGERATING!!!)
If gachas had us as prizes, we'd all be worth two stars!
Though SSR wishes will always hit too hard...
(Yes yes!)
We're just gonna let our whole true selves go wild and free! While staying up with you and playing RPGs!
[Dialogue]
M: Alright, everyone! Remember to work as a team!
U, Sa: Yes sir!
So: Hey, hey, who's the one dragging us down?
U: Who's to say that you're not the one progressing too fast?
So: I'm just clearing a path so everyone else can catch up easily
U: That's just your excuse for leaving the rest of us all the problems you left behind. Right, Sakata?
Sa: AAAAAAAH! MAFUMAFU'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
M: Hahahaha~! I'LL KILL YOU ALL~!
So: What?! Me too?! Mafumafu, I won't forgive you for this!
Sa: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE!
(M: HAHAHAHAHA~!)
U: WHAT HAPPENED TO WORKING AS A TEAM?!

[Singing]
M: Dead five or six teras, playing with no backups Run away from help with juicy self-confidence!
U: Even with a start from 2 AM to 8, this level just has no end in sight! (M: I'm sleepy...)
All: Anyway, no way no way! To win and get your way, Break down that door and throttle opportunity!
(Yes yes!)
You can flip-flop hero roles any way you'd like! Especially if you really wanna die~
(Sa: I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!)
Fight on and fight through the day! Did we forget to save? Let's not remember if we dug up our own graves...
(Yes yes!)
Endlessly, restlessly, until finally..!
"You lost, try again?" says the RPG!
So: Do you have the ancient sword that kills evil with finesse?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Do you have the magic shield to save the damsel in distress?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Do you have the winged ship that sails through the sky?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
So: Can you be the hero that the world can rely?
(Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!)
Sa: Spread inky darkness! Kugelschreiber
So: Burn to the touch! Schwarzwaldbrot!
M: Freeze everything in sight! Refrigerator!
U: I'll show my true power! Infinity Impact, go!!
So: Huh?
Sa: Huuh?
M: Huuuuuuuh?
U: STOP IT, GUYYYYYS!!

[Pre-Chorus]
M: If the world ends with our quest, and we're still alive If the final boss meets the afterlife
When the end roll starts to play its farewell song
Will we still be good friends or will we be-

[Chorus]
Let's say "No way, no way!" We'll just dive right in!
Never seeing what's beyond the first spawned village stage!
(Yes yes!)
One times by four is worth less than zero!
We've tried beyond the 100th age!
(U, Sa: UWAAAAAH?!)
Stop now?
No way, no way!
It's not that bad y'know! It's not like we have any sort of social life..! (Yes yes!)
I wanna spend my days on an adventure spree!
And staying up with you while playing RPGs!