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Yearning to be a hero
That can save the world
(That can save the world!)
I know it's impossible
But I still hop in and that's the end!
Gathered, determined as
A group of four can be!
( group of four can be)
I'll make sure I'm doing anything, everything, behind that folding screen anywhere and then I'll make sure that all my tasks are done by you for me
Chi~in!
Collecting lots of herbs
Including aconite!
(Including aconite!)
Finishing our goal
With a full attack run
Grass won't even grow
That guy and me too
None of us have a use
(none of us have a usе)
And whose fault is that
I would say that it's his
Night will fall on our backs
While we BLAME PEOPLE!
Spеcial move to beat them
From behind in just one hit?
(None!)
Escape item to use to bail
Out of a deep dungeon ?
(None!)
Game guide dumped in the garbage bin
So very long ago
(Ehh?!)
Completely stuck
We have already been killed
Save data is all gone too!
Ahhh!

Forced scroll sections make us
Use all our AGI
Don't have a healer here
All four have have lost all hope
Eggplants, tomatoes, too
All lined up in a row
Can't even pick a good character
(So this is a bug right?!)

Still no way, I'll let you get in front of me
I'll go first
Start at the first village and don't progress at all (Yes yes!)
One times four
Is even less than you might think
Over a year has already passed
(Enough already guys!!)
For example, in a gacha
We would only have two stars!
Though it isn't quite exactly
Like an SSR! (Yes yes!)
We still want to be ourselves here
You see
Stay up all night with you playing
RPG!
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[Dialogue start]
Alright, everyone!
Let's use teamwork here, okay!
Got it!
Ughh, who's holding the team back?
It's you that's progressing too fast?
I'm just opening the paths so
We can make this easier...!
That's just an excuse right?
It's only giving us trouble
Right guys?
AAAAAAAH! EPIC IS
GONNA KILL ME!!!
Hahaha~ Everyone die~
Me too?! Epic
I'm never gonna forgive you!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE!
(Hahahahaha~!)
Back to the very beginning...
WHERE'S THE TEAMWORK GONE?!
[Dialogue End]
Five, six tera surprise
Playing with no backups
Run Toad, no problems, its
Juicy easy to beat!
Starting at 2 AM
And playing six hours
This doesn't seem to be ending at all...!
(I'm tired...)

Still, no way no way! Only
Winners get a say here
Opportunism is a rule that we live by (Yes yes!)
Not knowing what to do or flip-flopping your mind
Will only really lead to your demise
(I WONT LET THAT HAPPEN!!)
Until our very last breath, still forgetting saving
Let's try not to mention how miserable it was... (Yes yes!)
Endlessly, relentlessly, we're punished for our crimes
Go right back to the start again, RPG!

[Musical break]

Mystical sword of legend
That could drive evil away
(None! None! None, none, none, none!)
Shield filled with magic
That protects that girl from danger
(None! None! None, none, none, none!)
The great big boss ship
That goes soaring through the endless skies
(None! None! None, none, none, none!)
And real desire
To go out and save the world from harm
(None! None! None, none, none, none!)

Be covered by darkness!
Kugelschreiber!
Get roasted!
Schwarzwaldbrot!
Please freeze to death!
Refrigerator!
Alright guys, watch what I can do
Infinity Impact!
What?
Whaat?
WHAAAAT?
YOU GUYYYYYS!!

At the end of the world
On the other side
If we manage to defeat the demon king
When the end roll
Is playing in our ears
Just what will our tomorrows be?

Still no way, I'll let you get in front of me
I'll go first
Start at the first village and don't progress at all (Yes yes!)
One times four
Is even less than you might think
Over a 100 years already passed
(UWOOOOOAAAAA!!)
But that might not be a bad thing after all you see
As it can help us kill off all the time we need
(Yes yes!)
I wanna spend my whole life
Venturing with you
Stay up all night with you
Playing RPG!

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