[Verse 1]
Th0t i’d be in gangster’s class
But he told me to step outside
Wrote Redone’s letter in french
But ut couldn’t ship to africa
Even almost got detention
For saneesh’s printing, so thankful!
I wish i could say the “s” word
To mr must have a cup of tea, oh hes stupid (oops i said it)


[Pre-Chorus]
One taught me to push back
One taught me to step outside
One made be not be loser
Now im so annoyed
Ive loved and ive lost
But that’s not what i sniff
Oh my skinny wig!
Look what u phatties did to me
And for that YOU say


[Chorus]
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Im so bald-ing zealous from my ex
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Im so bald-ing phatting-


[Verse 2]
Spend more time waiting for new teachar
I ain't waiting for nothing. (Oxford graduates could never1!1!)
Plus, i got a skinnier teacher
We havin’ better discussions
I know they say i move on too fast
But this one’s gonna last
Cause her name is Pushtinder
And my (phat) ex is skinny with that


[Pre-Chorus]
She taught me to be good gir (good girl)
She taught me not be loser (loser)
How she handles the class (class)
That shat's amazing (Yeah, she's the bestest)
I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I sniff (yeees, yeees)
'Cause look what I've found (a wig!)
We need to search for my wig, and for that YOU say


[Chorus]
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Im so bald-ing zealous from my ex
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Thanks you, Bext
Im so bald-ing phatting-