[Baku]
Lemme get the Egg foo young no egg

[Obito]
You still want the foo young?

[Baku]
Yeah

[Obito]
Damn bruh you're a dumbass

[Baku]
That's a possibility

[Mario]
WHO COOK THIS FUCKING RICE MAMMA MIA THIS SHIT CRUNCHY

[Baku]
Imma go instigate

[Obito]
Don't do it

[Baku]
I gotta get shit poppin
[Mario]
I never seen no shit like this

[Baku]
The fuck going on back here?

[Mario]
WE MAKING SHRiMP FRIED RICE NOT SHRIMP FRIED ICE
This shit cold

[Baku]
Why the fuck are you at the Chinese place

[Mario]
Why the fuck people cant cook some damn FUCKING RICE is what I need to know

[Baku]
I odrerd the egg foo young no egg

[Mario]
Foo Young?

[Baku]
Did you hear me or not?

[Mario]
Oh I hear the bullshit
[Baku]
COOK THAT MUFUCKIN EGG AND TAKE THE SHIT OUT

[Mario]
Listen you order egg foo young you get egg foo young

[Baku]
Fuck the egg bruh just put in the foo young

[Mario]
You еgg foo dumb

[Baku]
Good god that was cheesy

[Mario]
You want egg and cheese?

[Baku]
I might fuck evеrybody up in this restaurant

[Mario]
GET THIS DICKHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN

[Baku]
YEET
[Obito]
What the fuck is going on in here?

[Baku]
Had to handle a little situaaaation

[Mario]
Big fuck up

[Obito]
You alright?

[Mario]
I cant fight this mother fucker you gotta do it

[Obito]
Hey buddy look at me
KAMUI

[Baku]
SHIT

[Obito]
You're trapped in here forever

[Baku]
Bitch got me in the fuckin shadow relm

[Obito]
Theres no way for you to get out

[Baku]
Yo wheres the exit

[Obito]
This is my world you can escape

[Baku]
The fuckin door is right here

[Obito]
What the fuck

[Baku]
Try that again see what happens dumb ass
Yall mother fuckers weird witchcraft and wizardry shit
Alright fuck the egg foo young i want some lo mein

[Mario]
Lo mein? How about mid mein cause you smoking mid
You got egg foo lung

[Baku]
What is that? Is he speaking Italics?

[Obito]
Its Italean

[Baku]
This mother fucker been eating stromboli
Just make the damn Chinese food

[Mario]
Why you let this fuckhead in the kitchen

[Baku]
Imma go take me seat then