Just had a very open and successful presidential election
Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting Very unfair

I would have done even better in the election
If that is possible
If the winner was based on popular vote
But would campaign differently
Campaigning to win the Electoral College
Is much more difficult and sophisticated than the popular vote
In addition to winning it in a landslide, I won the popular vote
If you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

I will be asking for a major investigation into
Voter fraud!

If the press would cover me
Accurately and honorably
I would have far less reason to tweet
Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen
Meryl Streep
One of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood
Doesn't know me but attacked last night
At the Golden Globes, she is a Hillary flunky who lost big

NBC News is bad, but Saturday Night Live is the worst
Not funny, cast is terrible
Always a complete hit job, really bad television
Reports by CNN that I
Will be working on The Apprentice during my presidency
Even part time, are ridiculous and untrue
Fake news!
I call my own shots
Largely based on an accumulation of data
And everyone knows it
Some fake news
Media, in order to marginalize, lies